Graham Crackers & Milk with Haldol

In this episode, we will be talking about Tera’s stay in a psych ward and her following the antichrist. True story…true, true story!!!! Come join us on this epic adventure where we get to see... Read More

Episode 3: Hate Thy Neighbor

Have you ever had to deal with a neighbor from hell? Would you find exquisite delight watching a SWAT team arrest those horrible neighbors? When you were a teenager did you overhear neighbors doing it... Read More

Episode 1: The Good Little Humper

What’s the worst thing your sibling ever did to you? Did your neighbors feel sorry for you because your family was so crazy? Is your mom a good little humper? You’ll feel at home in... Read More
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Dawn has been obsessed with true crime and horror movies her whole life and is currently studying all the ways to commit the perfect murder. Her hobbies include eating all the cookies, dressing JJ in costumes, and sticking her foot in her mouth.


Tera stalked Dawn for many years until they became besties. She's currently studying how to escape from a serial killer. Her hobbies include dressing like Dawn, pooping in public places, and planning world domination.


    JJ is our mascot. He already knows how to commit the perfect murder. He's hoping to run away from home and join a dance troop. His hobbies include begging for food, licking his butt, and plotting ways to kill Dawn.

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